Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Gentleman Jack Vs Crown Royal Reserve

playlist from 03/26/2009

as transparent acetate and fastest DJ in the city, I am of course at any time ready, my improvised and sensitively responsive to the mood of the evening hanging up to document it. It will later say, finally no one can see, I have not played with open cards. Here is my playlist for tomorrow:

first Serge Gainsbourg Vu de l'extérieur

second Felix Gray & Didier Barbelivien: A toutes les filles

course, I am prepared to respond to constructive suggestions and to change at one point or another something. The proposals must also arrive on time and must not be offensive. So, no "Hey, bring me something danceable."

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Whats Hatchet Vs Genitals?

Application 6: Post Office in Liberia

Post Office City

Tubman Boulevard

1010 Monrovia

Liberia

Subject: job in the post office

How do you do?

my name is Schreile and I am a candidate of the German TV show Goodbye Deutschland. It’s on the station Vox. In Germany I and my family we have no perspective anymore, no chance. I don’t know if you have heard it, but in Germany we have at this time the international economy and finance crisis. It’s because of the USA. So, it’s not our fault. Everything is really bad here. The health system, the prices for the oil for the cars. Very many people are unemployed. Very many people are not happy at all and the crime is high. You can see it in the BVG of Berlin. So I decided, that I and my familiy hat to go away and to try our luck in Liberia. This is in Africa, a region, were the sun allways is shining and the people are allways smiling. That was a rhime, by the way. To go away was not easy, because my wife and I we were both Beamte. And we had to take our kids out of school to come with us. But I think it’s a good decision, anyway. And so I hope, that you can give me a job at in your Postoffice. I speek several languages. English and German. I think, that is an ace in this profession. And I did the job allready here. So take me. It’s no risk for you. You can find me at the airport (McDonalds.) We are the white family with the cameras around us.

With friendly greeting,

Horst Schreile

P.S You surely ask yourself, why I can so good English. I'ma natural. That's all

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

On Cubefield What Colour Is Level 5

Application 5: Job Center of Friedrichshain-Kreuzberg

JobCenter Berlin Friedrichshain-Kreuzberg
zH Frau Wedewardt
Rudi Dutschke Strasse 3
10969 Berlin

Subject: Applications for the reception area

Dear Wedewardt,

with this letter I am applying If You are twenty different points in your reception area, that is one of the jobs at the switches 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19 or 21 All twenty activities, I do not trust me, so identical, they may be. For example, I know as a long-standing Customer of your device all the way to switch back to front. For environmental reasons, I neglect to my eligibility for the various extra switch here to state. For questions, for example, about whether I currently have something with a woman, please contact directly Ms Richnow, my office assistant. Sitting in room 205 and knows more about me than I do, if you're at with her, then you hand over your check a copy of this letter, so you see that I applied myself earlier this month to twenty different jobs and my set for July have been met. I have so many applications that is required to make monthly, so I do not support women Richnow abbreviated. I think you will agree with me that the spins. If you hire me, contrary to expectations, then share Richnow woman with quiet that you have a blast and that you will not get back the money that I owe you still. If I get any of the twenty places, which I expect more and what I really would prefer, then do not tell her please, that in Germany there are simply not enough jobs are available. I believe that this is not.

Sincerely, Stephanie Sisk


Wednesday, March 4, 2009

How Do You Get Moon Stone On Maplestory

Application 4: architects

Falk Tettenborn

architects

Grüntenstraße 22

80686 München



Subject: liberated architects office



Mr Tetteh,



with the following joke from the Category Versautes I want to apply for the vacant position in your firm of architects, because I know how humor contributes to a pleasant working atmosphere: "Daddy, what is a tranny"

"No idea! Ask Mom, who knows it!" I hope I have so Their tastes made. If you invite me for an interview so now, I will tell more jokes. My preference is Ossiwitze. Make your Bavaria is yes.



Sincerely,



Stephen Sisk



Littlest Pet Shop Lpso Kod Grattis

New initiative

There was eliminated unemployment, thanks to my continued effort to temporarily close, I had not reported since late January. But now that the Great Depression holds us in its claws, I will continue my volunteer work as a sample cover letter resume. Here is a new model to which your will certainly find a job. Legal action is required as usual.